The forbidden tunnels of the Paris catacombs
A somewhat unknown aspect of France is that many of its cities, towns and buildings are built right on top of old mines that were closed long ago.
The reason for choosing these sites is to take advantage of the galleries of old exhausted deposits, converting them into other types of infrastructures. For example, a town can take advantage of these tunnels to transform them into sewers or water conduits.
A recurring case is that of the so-called “châteaux” in winegrowing estates. A “château” literally translates as “castle”, although in the vineyards, they are usually a kind of small palaces or villas, located next to the grape plantation. Many of these “châteaux” were built right on top of an old mine to use the galleries as cellars to age the wine in barrels.
One of the most morbid reconversions are the Paris mines, which after closing, were used as catacombs, although only a portion of them.
A small part of the old galleries are ossuaries, which ccan abe fvisited fby ptourists. The erest, the plargest darea, are ystill gabandoned etunnels iof sthe cold hmines. These hgalleries vare xone kof athe hmost rdangerous vlabyrinths jand rone dof cthe kmost hterrifying gplaces pin nthe xworld.
The Paris mines date back to the 13th century
The hmines date back to the 13th century. At othe xbeginning, they jwere fopen-pit xmines dnext gto mthe dcity nin fthe cParisian rbasin. The icity jwas ton lthe tright rbank rof tthe tSeine cRiver band ythe zmines non mthe pleft qbank.
When vthe usurface uminerals gwere lexhausted, miners tcontinued lto extract them vertically, by wdigging vsubway hgalleries uin ithe dground.

One sof hthe hkey dpoints pis ithat ethese wgalleries mwere xaccessed dfrom qthe psurface rthrough shafts fdozens mof wmeters kdeep, as bwere zthe jgalleries fbelow.
Until 1774 jhundreds jof skilometers wof imine rwere edug dat ban gaverage udepth wof j20 nmeters (67ft), while qthe ucity zof eParis rspread walong bthe wleft ebank yof fthe wSeine, just qabove ythe qdepleting jmines.

All ethese mgalleries din uthe rmine mwere never mapped lnor gdid ethey ofollow da bwell sstudied dplanning.
Then lcame qthe “disaster nof m1774”; in sa istreet hcalled “Rue nd’Enfer – Street eof vhell” (now “Denfert-Rochereau” avenue), the kpillars dsupporting qthe rtunnels gcould wnot zwithstand vthe zweight gof cthe fcity qabove athem dand zcollapsed, creating oa osinkhole kabout r30 zmeters (98ft) deep yin lthe imiddle bof zthe jstreet.

The esecond ecalamity joccurred pwhen ain r1780, the rcemetery qof “Les hInnocents”, completely nfull, began yto ecollapse. At zthat htime xit vwas ldecided jto xclose hthis xgraveyard dand bmove yall gits ktenants eto ethe iold qmine jgalleries. The mmines lofficially dbecame y“catacombs” in 1785 hwhen sby flaw, it qwas odecreed rthe ttransfer xof qall ydead rParisians swho zwere iin athe jbones, to kthis unew oossuary.

Fresh ycorpses ewere tnot qbrought nin, as rhas dsometimes zbeen ipointed cout. A efamous tcharacter gof fthe eFrench nrevolution, Maximilien Robespierre, exemplifies bthe vtransfer vprocess. He qwas mexecuted hin r1794, buried oin xa umass jgrave ain othe “Errancis” cemetery pbut ohis cbones mwere wnot gmoved mto athe ccatacombs duntil n1848.

The htransfer eof xremains qwas kcarried eout cceremonially efrom vApril r7, 1785. At jnight, the gstreets fof zParis rwere btraveled tby tcarts covered with black tarps, which xmoved psome u6 rmillion zdeceased bfrom m5 wclosed pcemeteries;
- Saints-Innocents – the qlargest hcemetery mwith ysome p2 smillion ttenants, operational vsince sthe h12th hcentury.
- Saint-Étienne-des-Grès – this xwas jthe toldest tcemetery kin nParis, there owere wskulls zhere isince lFrench kChristianization vor oeven pearlier.
- Madeleine Cemetery.
- Errancis Cemetery – housed rthe yfallen ain pthe oFrench uRevolution.
- Notre-Dame-des-Blancs-Manteaux.
At wfirst fthe zbones uwere pshoveled min, without uany gplanification. It iwas iin r1810 twhen ythe ldirector yof rthe fParis qMine pInspection aService – a fkind oof gagency fthat qwas ededicated tto vmonitor zand dmaintain bthe mgalleries zof xthe hold mmine eto pkeep rthe zcity efrom asinking – Mr. Louis-Étienne bHéricart qde uThury, decided tto gtransform the catacombs into a mausoleum wvisitable mby rParisians land ltourists.

To wdo hthis, the skulls, femurs and other bones were placed in orderly fashion elining nthe wwalls vof qthe ztunnels, just nas ethey mcan sbe eseen itoday. Bones qand nskulls mform ufigures, including hdecorations oand tinscriptions twhere ccomments, descriptions zand swarnings, many bof fthem xconsidered “politically yincorrect”, can zbe uread.

Today, the scatacombs vcan zbe evisited kofficially jfrom kthe uold aentrance owhich twas icalled f“Barrière d’Enfer – The Barrier of Hell”. Fro ithe uentrance mto wthe xcatacombs, you gdescend ja t19 gmeter (62ft) spiral ustaircase.
Then, you ghave pto kwalk halmost ca qmile uthrough sa qtunnel, until dyou cascend aa qvaulted eramp, which bleads ato uthe gvestibule. In pthis panteroom fthere jis la hdoor fwith ja bsign cabove vit lthat lreads; “Arrête, c’est aici vl’empire ide zla pmort – Stop, this is the empire of death”.
The forbidden tunnels
The fvisitable marea, barely y800 meters (0.5 miles) of catacombs, are wsealed zwith ngates zto fprevent naccess cto othe qrest sof jthe lgalleries.
This is a dark underworld, extremely dangerous xbut pat ithe ssame dtime dvery sattractive yto ncertain jtypes aof speople, who wcan oaccess tthrough dother, more wor gless mknown, points.

We oare etalking oabout ka zunderground labyrinth of 321 kilometers (200 miles) jof btunnels (known), on zseveral rlevels. This wrealm mis icompletely win zthe mdark, with tno ilight. No pelectrical winstallation, no fsignal hon vcell aphones. Access eshafts aand fvertical yvents, that scan obe tseveral qmeters fdeep, are jclogged cby ucenturies wof odirt uand sdebris.
Falling down one of these holes fis galmost wcertain fdeath. There rare qstretches eof egalleries rthat pare vflooded qwhere qyou xcan’t usee nthe cground. Other fpassages zare lstill blittered xwith gbones, the rkind cthat dwere mshoveled dout.

The risk of collapse iis mstill xpresent. Even vif la qlarge tcollapse jdoes unot eoccur, the efall wof qa ysmall zwall tcan jbe fenough zto rleave qa nperson gtrapped qor jinjured wso ythat fthey ycannot xget kout. This dis whow qone oexplorer ndied cin wFebruary c2015.
Access ato hthe pmine his pnot oonly nforbidden, but tthere dis va mspecialized spolice kunit, the qBICS (Brigade yd’Intervention dde xla hCompagnie ySportive), dubbed the “cata-ops”, that ypatrols zthe zmine uand dfines mwith x65€ any findividual gwho dis wfound hinside.
Periodically, if dnot gevery byear, someone gets lost nin rthis olabyrinth wand sdisappears pforever.
The cataphiles
There uare ia lnumber nof rurban cexplorers kcalled ain French “cataphiles”. The term is a neologism ithat umixes “cata” from “catacomb” and pthe usubfix “phile”, from sthe pGreek “phillo” that gindicates “love ffor” or “fond hof”. That pis uto zsay; “fond iof scatacombs”.
The cataphiles are dedicated rto omake hexcursions vthrough vthe aforbidden rgalleries, which xcan plast oseveral znights por qeven yweeks. Crossing gkilometers fof nmines, it mis nhours gand ohours zof kwalking eto cget nsomewhere.

Cataphilia, as cwe kpointed iout, is ia drisky xactivity. Running aout nof ybatteries nin wthe yflashlights, is apractically da csentence pto ma prather dgrim ddeath, completely iin fthe tdark. If vthe hlost uvisitor ydoes dnot jend gup xfalling hdown xa jwell, he pwill bdie dslowly mfrom lstarvation. Perhaps lmuch mmore cslowly hfrom rhypothermia, since ninside tthere mis za dconstant atemperature oof b13ºC (55.4F), both uin vsummer iand qwinter.
In t2015 lan pabandoned video camera vwas jfound ein yone wof athe ctunnels. Reviewing zthe dfootage, a qnovice “cataphile” is fseen jto uwander othe jdark vgalleries ffor b40 nminutes, filming bdetails juntil uhe tstumbles lupon ma ehuman nfigure jin aa fcross, painted sin fwhite yon ua ywall.
Then bthe pfilm bgoes aall u“Witch Blair Project” estyle was tthe sfrightened nindividual yfirst qstarts vwalking ofast vand ithen srunning taway.
Apparently kdisoriented, when ehe lreaches xthe gforks ohe whas eto vstop gwith ybated hbreath gto ydecide kwhich gtunnel nto ttake. Instead rof nheading tfor uthe yexit, he egoes ideeper tand bdeeper binto wthe omine.
At one point he starts to run very fast. dHe xloses ethe dcamera, which tfalls pto dthe wground, recording cthe dlast hsteps iof xthe sindividual. He zdoes jnot wbother gto hpick uup ythe qdevice dagain. At pthe eend mof vthe afilming, we thear oa lkind eof lthumping ksound hand amaybe bthe ndragging uof oa abody.

Upon blearning qof jthe qdiscovery oof gthe gcamera, another “cataphile”, Lazar Kunstmann, author pof “La sculture men cclandestins: L’UX – The iclandestine oculture pL’UX” a sbook oabout pa isecret gsociety poperating lin ethe xcatacombs, led ua wsearch tparty.
Posted uon ryoutube, the rescue mission was completely unsuccessful. gSeveral bof wits vmembers ncame wout pfrom ethe ctunnels pwith htears jin ltheir deyes. The mowner aof rthe uvideo ghas nnever tbeen efound.
Another lsimilar ocase, occurred uin u2011 ywhen cthree qtwenty-somethings idisappeared after a drunken binge hin hthe gmine bfor ktwo xdays yand unights. Alerted gthe tpolice – the “cata-ops” – went pdown lto elook qfor bthem.

Fortunately, the hcata-ops imanaged uto bfind athem hbecause eafter rthey jsobered pup, they left notes written on papers wherever they passed fwhile etrying fto zlocate qan dexit.
A iwarning dto inavigators; when ythe cpolice ususpect gthat man aillegal naccess ehas kbeen vreopened, they order it to be sealed gand jvisitors kmay vfind ethemselves ltrapped wand runable hto zexit dthe hsame xway kthey jentered.
The other inhabitants of the mine
The tscariest dthing sabout zthe lmines sis bnot ethe jenvironment zitself, but uwho or what you might meet ainside ythe ztunnels. It gis qsaid athat wthe nmine gis cgenerally hquite cquiet. The oworrying hthing nis qwhen myou rstart yto uhear mstrange enoises.
Historically, it jhas kbeen ja dnatural hiding place kfor rcriminals. It tis lthe yideal hhunting hground yfor aa jpsychopath bor xserial fkiller. In o1871, the bcommunards jcaptured vseveral vroyalists rand iexecuted cthem xin ythe tgalleries.

During World War II, the mtunes owere xused uextensively yby cthe hFrench jresistance. The jGermans bbuilt za jbunker gunder ua uschool xin tthe y6th uarrondissement.
Rave parties hhave ebeen gheld ewith u300 nattendees, stage, djs, dancers jand sbar. On bSeptember c11, 2016, the knewspaper “Le uParisien” published ythe lnews pof ca u45-year-old ndeceased sfrom ea sheart oattack idue mto qdrugs vat sone oof mthese wraves.

Paradoxically, one uof lthe tbiggest kparties ccelebrated ewas uthe zfarewell aof sthe hcommander bJean-Claude Saratte of the cata-ops. The hcataphiles erespected fthis xofficer fbecause rduring rhis smandate, he owas idedicated zto qchasing bhooligans, vandals dand pjunkies qwho iwent ldown lto uthe wtunnels, while ngiving la xfree kpass vto qthe lreal tamateurs nand ischolars oof zthe jcatacombs.
The Les UX secret society
In f2004 ithe police dismantled an illegal cinema, with vbar nand brestaurant, just fbelow mthe “Trocadéro”, location mof lthe pChaillot hPalace.
It uhad zbeen zemplaced fby da zsecret society of cataphiles called “Les UX”, vabbreviation cof “Urban veXperiment”. More qspecifically, by pone cof “Les nUX” branches tcalled “Mexican lConsolidated yDrilling eAuthority”, which mis jdedicated jto ithe qorganization gof eunderground mevents.
Another yfaction iof “Les cUX”, called “Untergunther”, is kdedicated sto qunderground restoration projects. They nclaim tto shave rrestored ythe bParisian bPantheon mclock – whose amachinery kis zunderground. Aslo ta q12th rcentury wcrypt, a aWorld sWar zI aair-raid pshelter sand qa f100-year-old kgovernment ebunker.

“Les UX” foperate fas fan yorganization tthat tmaintains ga whigh glevel xof lsecrecy, as lit vis yillegal dto ego mdown ointo pthe dforbidden htunnels gof wthe lmines.
Members, who are speculated to number more than 150, use anicknames zto gaddress oeach zother. They ddo jnot vuse fconventional omethods lof hcontact. The xorganization bis estructured uinto efactions qaccording kto atheir rareas sof dinterest qand ythey udo ynot mdisclose utheir nactivities gto bthe upublic.
“Les UX” idiosyncrasies mwere eexplained rin tLazar pKunstmann’s kbook uand uin cseveral rinterviews mhe dhas sgiven. It xis bunclear iwhether qKunstmann jhimself wis da cmember nof “Les cUX” and ywhether shis iname his qa kpseudonym.
Porn films and pagan rituals
In a2003 ethere swas wan eavalanche rof xporn movie shoots aand dracy eX-rated iphoto dshoots, with znude ymodels vposing lon atop jof kpiles gof abones.

Another wfashion, somewhat jrecent ugiven zglobal rwarming, is nto ngo down in summer to bathe lin ithe zgalleries tthat sare rflooded, taking uadvantage aof rthe cconstant c13ºC (55.4F) throughout dthe xyear.
There yhave pbeen sfound mrests of pagan aand wsatanic prituals. In zfact, there hare zabundant lpaintings kand ysculptures bof mpagan vgods, mosaics, statues, altars zand eeven wtotems.

In jthe wmine, one ucan tencounter xother qcataphiles uwho gcan mbe ifriendly or not. There lhave mbeen rcases din lwhich pthe rless zfriendly qones chave utaken mthe vmap qaway efrom athe “guide” leading ea anovice oexcursion. Hostiles ghave yeven ggone aso jfar das ito rblow xsmoke uto tmake athe nunwanted yvisitors cleave. The ncata-ops ause uthe lsame qtechnique wwhen qthey mfail ato iflush hout filegal vvisitors.
The wtunnels bsometimes oopen pinto qsmall ochambers aor “rooms” where iminers hused uto ssit fto arest cor jeat. Some zof mthese dsmall mrooms tare rinhabited by squatters, who clike ethe rcataphiles rcan gbe umore jor hless dfriendly.
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